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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

 

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'


4 THINGS YOU CANNOT RECOVER

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Special You Are.
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star


v       It was early in the morning at four,

v       When death knocked upon a bedroom door,


  • An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem Science has with God, The Almighty.


Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

Love marriage or arrange marriage???? Open for debate

                   Two men, one American and a Sri Lankan were
sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
                   The Sri Lankan said to the American, You know my
parents are forcing me to get married to this so-called homely girl
from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged
marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told
them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

                   The American said, "Talking about love Marriages...
                   I'll tell you my story.

                   I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated
for 3 years.  "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
father's father-in-law.
                   My daughter is my mother and my wife my
grandmother.  More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my
father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my
father had a son.

                   Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my
grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my
own grandson.
                   And you say you have family problems....

                   Give me a break!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!"


There was once a scientist. After a lot of practice & efforts, he developed a formula & learned the art of reproducing himself. He did it so perfectly that it was impossible to tell the reproduction from the original.

AMEZING LIE!!

Posted by: imran ahmed in womensportsprotestpoliticspeoplepeacemyblogkashmirigadgets on

imran ahmed
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.'

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: 'My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.

Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'. Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied. Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him.. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.    Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.     Who holds your hand in front of his friends.. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's her.' If u open this U have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!

Allrıght!!

Posted by: imran ahmed in womensportsprotestpoliticspeoplepeacemyblogkashmirigadgets on

imran ahmed
Jaane kyun Dıl jaanta haı Tu HAI to  ı wıll b !! Allrıght!!